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Adolf Hitler
After years thinking he was dead
new research suggests he may be
alive and living in Lincoln. Most
recently spotted in Ryman's near
Louth. Would be 122. May
have shaved off moustache.
Approach with caution.
'Tiny Man'
Aka the 'Sisters of No Mercy'.
Thought to have died during
Berlin blitz. Actually living in
blah and blah and blah. Last
seen Scratchwood
Services Junction 4
of M1, 1992. Master of
disguise.
Adolf Hitler
After decades of silence
new evidence suggests the
Führer may have undergone
extensive plastic surgery
(see right) and be hiding
out near the Luton Arndale
Centre. Last seen
buying box files from
Ryman's. Known to be
shouty. Approach with
caution. PLEASE NOTE:
uncorroborated sighting.

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