The Alan Stoob Methodology™

Unfortunately due to copyright issues I am unable to share the Alan Stoob Methodology™ by which I seek out Nazis.

My lawyer has informed me I can only tell you the following:

1 - Make thorough use of The Internet

2 - Put feelers out in your local area

3 - Remain vigilant (eg don't get drunk in public, always carry inhaler if asthmatic, look for unusual behaviour ie people wearing winter coats in summer etc)

4 - Remain open minded (eg only 68% of Germans are Nazis and vice versa)

5 - He said that's all I could tell you