Help required


As Britain's Premier Nazi Hunter™ I receive immense pleasure from my work. It rarely feels like a job. Mostly it's just fun.
But it's not easy, especially now that my eyesight is failing, my angina worsening and my osteoporosis advancing - not to speak of other problems 'down below'. I spend most mornings hunting Nazis but more often than not I have to come home in the afternoon and take a nap.
At 81 it’s tough being the man who sees everything. I have to accept that
this is no longer my role. In short I need your help.
HAVE YOU SEEN ANY NAZIS LATELY?
1) Is there a German with a funny walk in your neighbourhood?
2) Do you live below a former commandant?
3) Are you yourself a Nazi?
Whoever you are and whatever you’ve seen I want to hear from you.
Please visit the ‘Contact' page on this Internet website, which my grandson Haden designed for me.
Regards,
Alan (76)